Sean Got Lucky


Sean wakes up at home with a huge hangover.  He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees are a two aspirins and a glass of water on the bedside table.  He sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and ironed.  He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless.  He takes the aspirins and sees a note on the table which says "Breakfast is on the stove, dear.  I left early to go shopping.  Love you!"

He goes down to the kitchen and sure enough, there's a hot breakfast of rashers, eggs, beans, tomatoes and black and white sausage waiting for him, and also the morning newspaper.  His son is sitting at the table, eating.  Really curious by now, Sean asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, Mam said you came home after 3 a.m., you stumbled in the door, threw up in the hallway and passed out halfway up the stairs."

Confused, Sean asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that!  Mam dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you yelled: ‘Leave me alone woman, I’m a married man!’"