The Sky Is Falling!
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is Falling!’"
The teacher then asked the class: "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: ‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!’"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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