The Frog Princess


A computer programmer was walking along the side of a lake when he came across a funny looking frog.  He picked up the frog, put it into his pocket, and went on his way.

A couple of minutes later, the man heard a cry from inside his pocket, "Help, help!"  He took out the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it back in his pocket.

Again, it cried out, "Help, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog.  Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess."  Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again.

Moments later: "Help me, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess.  I’ll do anything if you help me, anything!"  The man simply took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back in again.

The little green frog screamed out again, "Help!  I’m the most beautiful princess, if you kiss me and help me I’ll do anything, marry you, sleep with you, give you money, ANYTHING!"

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled and said, "I’m a computer programmer.  I work too much so a girlfriend or wife is of no use to me.  But, a small green talking frog, that’s WAY cool."