Gun Control Has Started!!

It has already started at Cabela’s Sporting Goods Store.  There was a bit of confusion at their store this morning.  When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."  Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about these gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.  When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

I STILL DON’T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD!

Be careful out there.

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