The Welfare Check


A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.  You know..., I just HATE drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful 25-year-old daughter.  You’ll drive his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.  This is rather awkward to say, but you will also, as part of your job description, have to satisfy her urges and desires."

The guy in wide-eyed amazement said, "You’re bullshittin’ me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it!"