Nurse makes a deposit...
A nurse walks into the bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, "Well, that’s great. Some asshole’s got my pen."
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