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Forgive Me, Sister!

A cabbie picks up a nun.  She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.  She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.  When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.  I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let’s see what we can do about that:  first, you have to be single, and second, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!"

The nun says "OK – pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy – and much more!  But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, for I have sinned.  I lied.  I must confess: I’m married and I’m Jewish."

The nun says, "That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party."

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