I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.  So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that got me so excited I had to lay you right there on the pool table with all my buddies spraying whip cream on us!?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, actually I’m your son’s math teacher."