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Robot Bartender

Genie

A guy goes into a bar.  There’s a robot bartender.  The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What’s your IQ?"

The guy says, "148."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.  The guy leaves, but he is curious.

The next evening he goes back into the bar.  The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."  The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.  He goes back into the bar.  The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another marvelous martini.  Then the robot says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 55, I think."

The robot leans in real close and says, "Ain’t it awful the way Joe Biden stole that election?"

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