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A Chihuahua and a Golden Retriever

Man walking a dog

A man with a golden retrie­ver and a man with a chihuahua meet while walking their dogs in the park.  After a while the man with the retriever suggested that they continue their conversation in a nearby bar.  "I don’t think they’ll let our dogs in there" objects the man with the chihuahua.

"No worries — just do what I do" says the man with the retriever.

When they get to the bar, the man with the retriever goes in first.  "Hey!" says the bartender.  "No dogs allowed in here!"

The man with the retriever stares ahead blindly while pointing down at the dog.  "Seeing eye dog!" he says.  The bartender lets him in.

"That looks easy!" thinks the man with the chihuahua.  He heads in to the bar.


"Hey, no dogs allowed in here!" yells the bartender.

"Seeing eye dog!" says the man, pointing down at his chihuahua.

"Yeah, right!" says the bartender.  "There’s no such thing as a seeing eye chihuahua!"

The man looks shocked.  "You mean they gave me a chihuahua?!"

from Miriam Rosenblum

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