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Sean’s 92nd Birthday

It was Sean’s 92nd birthday.  He was so proud!

Old Feet!

He looked down at his feet and said "Feet, can you believe it?  You’re 92 years old today!  You’ve taken me to school, taken me to work, you’ve been with me every day of my life.  Old Knees Happy birthday to you, feet!"

Sean then looked down at his knees and says "Oh knees, you’re 92 years old today, can you believe it?  You’ve lifted me up from chairs, you’ve taken me up to the mountains, you’ve been with me every day of my life.  Happy 92nd birthday to you, knees!"

Sean then looked down to his groin and said "Oh, little Sean, just think — if you were alive you’d be 92!"

from Deb Carstensen

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