Senior Living

My wife and I went into town and visited a cute shop.  When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him, and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  I called him an "asshole".  He glared at me and started writing out another ticket for having worn-out tires.  So my wife called him a "shithead".

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing more tickets.  This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  He finally finished, sneered at us, and walked away.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.  We always look for cars with Trump 2016 stickers.  We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired.

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