Riding the Crosstown Bus

A middle-aged woman is riding the crosstown bus, when two Italian men get on and take the seat behind her.  They begin to have a loud and animated conversation.

At first she ignores them, but it grabs her attention when she hears one of he men say the following:

"Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I come once-a-more.  Two asses, dey come together again.  I come again and pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time."

"That’s foul and rude," said the lady indignantly.  "In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.  "Who talkin’ abouta sexa?  I’m just a-tellin’ my friend how ta spella ‘Mississippi’."

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