Catcher of the Eye

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.  He has been checking her out since he sat down, but doesn't have the nerve to strike up a conversation with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.  He reflexively reaches out, catches it in mid-air and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so-o-o sorry," she says as she pops her eye back in its socket.  "Would you let me buy your dinner to make it up to you?" she says.  Smitten, he says yes.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater.  Then they have drinks.  They talk, they laugh, they share their deepest dreams.

It’s wonderful!  After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come up to her place for a nightcap ... and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast.  The guy is amazed!  Everything had been incredible!!  He is drawn to praise her.  "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.  Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"Oh, heavens no," she replies ... "you just happened to catch my eye."