Mitch and the Frog
A man, who looks suspiciously like Mitch McConnell, walks into a bar with a frog on his head. They sit down.
The bartender, who is a little flustered and confused, finally walks over to them. "Hey, y’all! Welcome to the Derby Bar. Uh...don’t mean to sound nosey, but I have to ask. How’d you get that frog on your head? What happened?"
To which the frog replies, "I don’t know. It started out as a wart on my ass."
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