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Mitch and the Frog

A man, who looks sus­picious­ly like Mitch McConnell, walks into a bar with a frog on his head.  They sit down.

The bartender, who is a little flustered and confused, finally walks over to them.  "Hey, y’all!  Welcome to the Derby Bar.  Uh...don’t mean to sound nosey, but I have to ask.  How’d you get that frog on your head?  What happened?"

To which the frog replies, "I don’t know.  It started out as a wart on my ass."

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