Three Wishes

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle.  He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle.  In return I will grant you three wishes."

The man says "Great!  I’ve always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.  First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

Poof!  There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.

He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."

Poof!  There is a flash of light and a brand-new bright red Ferrari appears right next to him.

He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."

Poof!  There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.