Little Johnny

Mom was driving little Johnny to school one day, when he asked, "Mommy, how old are you?"

"Johnny, that’s very impolite.  You should never ask a woman her age."

Next day they were driving to school, and little Johnny asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

"Johnny, that’s very impolite.  You should never ask a woman how much she weighs."

Next day, as they were driving to school, little Johnny says, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"Hush now.  That’s impolite.  That’s not a question you should ask your Mommy."

That day at school, little Johnny related his story to little Sally, and she said, "Johnny, just go and get a look at your mother’s driver’s liscense.  It’s sort of like a report card.  It’ll have all that information."

So that weekend while Mommy was working in the garden, little Johnny got into his mother’s purse and studied her driver’s liscense.

Monday, on the way to school, little Johnny was feeling proud of his new knowledge, and blurted out, "Mommy, let me guess how old you are.  You're 41."

"How’d you know that!"

"And you weigh 156 pounds."

"Johnny!?"

"And I know why you and Daddy got divorced, too."

"Why’s that?"

"You got an 'F' in Sex."