Real Change

What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

So he gets his hot dog, and the vendor says "That’ll be $2.50."

The Zen Master hands him three dollars, which he stuffs into his pocket.

The Zen Master says, "So where’s my change?"

"Real change comes from within," says the vendor.

from Don Morreale in Locker Room Banter

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