Texas Cowboy in NYC
A Texas cowboy goes to New York City and stops into a bar for a beer. A New Yorker comes in and sits down next to him. "Hey buddy", he says, "are you a real cowboy or what?"
"Well. pardner," replies the Texan, "I come from Texas. I live on a ranch. I ride a horse all day. I drive a herd of cattle. So yeah, I guess you could say I’m a real cowboy."
A little while later, a woman comes up and sits down next to him and they get to talking and enjoying each others company. But then the woman stops and says, "You seem like a nice fellow. So before this goes any further, I need to tell you that I’m a lesbian."
"What’s a lesbian?" asks the cowboy.
"Let me put it this way," she replies. "When I wake up in the morning, I’m thinking about women. And then all day long at work, I’m thinking about women. And when I come home from work, I’m thinking about women. And then, as I’m falling asleep at night, I’m still thinking about women." She finishes her drink, and bids him adieu.
A few minutes later, another guy sits down next to him and says, "Hey buddy, are you a real cowboy or what?"
"Well," says the Texan, "I thought I was. But now I think I’m a lesbian."
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