Nurse makes a deposit...

A nurse walks into the bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it.  When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, "Well, that’s great.  Some asshole’s got my pen."

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