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An American guy takes his British girlfriend to her first baseball game.  Every time a batter gets a hit, she stands up and yells, "Run swiftly!  Run swiftly!"

Baseball Game

But then a batter gets up and it’s, "ball one, ball two, ball three, and ball four."  As he’s walking to first base she cries, "Run swiftly!  Run swiftly!"

"Actually," says her boyfriend, "he doesn't have to run.  He’s got four balls."

"Walk proudly!" she cries.  "Walk proudly!"

from Don Morreale in Locker Room Banter

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