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Old man, crying his eyes out

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.  I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home.  She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

"Then, old man, why are you crying?"

He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."

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I said, "Well, why are you crying!?"

He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

I said, "Well now, why in the world would you be crying!?"

"I can’t remember where I live!" he said, sobbing.

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