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Ghost Sermon - Father O'Flynn


On the Sunday before Beltane, Father O'Flynn introduces the subject matter to be that of ghosts.

"And tell me good people of this blessed parish, how many of you out there have had conversations with ghosts?"

"Three.  I see."

"And how many of you good folk have had business dealings with ghosts?"

"Two. Very good."

"Now, one more question before I begin with the sermon.  Tell me now, how many of you have had sexual relations with ghosts?"

"Timothy Mullins, you mean to tell me you’ve had sexual relations with ghosts?"

"Pardon me Fadder, I thought ye said goats."

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