Raised by Wolves

A kid gets lost in the woods and ends up being raised by a pack of wolves.  At the age of twelve he’s rescued and brought back to civilization.

As it turns out, he has a very high IQ.  Within months he learns to talk and read.  His foster parents enroll him in school where he does exceptionally well.  So well, in fact, that he's able to skip several grades.  At sixteen he becomes the youngest student ever to graduate from Harvard Law School.  He goes to work for a prestigious law firm and by 18 he makes partner.  The future looks exceedingly bright for the guy and he decides that when he turns 21 he’ll run for district attorney.

And then.  Bam!!  One day he gets killed chasing a car.

from Don Morreale in Locker Room Banter

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