A Scottish Mystery

One night, three scotswomen are walking home to their village and find a scotsman passed out under a wagon by the side of the road.  His upper body is under the wagon and they can’t see who he is, but his feet and legs are sticking out, and they would like to help him get home.

The first woman peeks under his kilt and says, "It’s not my husband."

The second woman peeks under his kilt and says, "It’s not my husband, either."

The third woman looks under his kilt and says, "Why he’s not even from our village!"

from Jack Yule (as heard at Spanish Peaks Celtic Festival)

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