Two Ladies Drinking Tea

Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a café for a nice cup of tea and a bit of cake.

After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, "Evie!  It looks like you have a suppository in your ear!"

"What?"

"It looks like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!" says Mabel, a bit louder.

"Oh," checks Evie, "you’re right!  Drat, well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now."

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