Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat.
Please put a penny in the old man’s hat.
If you haven’t got a penny, it’s because of import taxes –
You should send emails to Congress, or maybe even faxes.

Christmas is coming, and Santa will soon be here.
Forget the milk and cookies, put out some good dark beer.
Christmas Eve is special, he’s working off ‘is ass.
Too much milk and cookies just gives the old man gas!
                Hear the rest!